The Greatest American

The Discovery Channel, in conjuction with AOL and Satan, have decided to stick a crown on the Greatest American. (thanks to propeliea for sending this to me)

Some of the people on this list make sense, as they had an impact on the history of this country. Here you have Bell, Franklin, Jefferson, Lincoln, King and Salk, among others. But Madonna? Marilyn Monroe? Rush Limbaugh and Michael Moore? FUCKING Dr. Phil?!

Dr. Phil on the same list as Dr. King makes me want to puke. If Dr. Phil has a shred of decency in the self-aggrandizing bag of shit that makes up his evil golem body, he’ll immediately insist on being removed from this list as unworthy. Then he’ll move to Idaho and never return to the public eye. Because he killed himself. From shame.

Is there anyone on the list that makes you half as angry? Let me know in the comments. I need to get away from my computer now and take a walk…

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