{"id":136,"date":"2006-04-02T13:07:54","date_gmt":"2006-04-02T19:07:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/atomon.org\/?p=136"},"modified":"2006-04-02T13:07:54","modified_gmt":"2006-04-02T19:07:54","slug":"shhhh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/home.patrickrhett.com\/?p=136","title":{"rendered":"Shhhh&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The owner of the house on M accepted our offer.  Don&#8217;t tell anyone, because I don&#8217;t wanna jinx it.  The past few days have seen a house inspection (good) and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kitchenaid.com\/catalog\/product.jsp?src=RANGES&#038;categoryId=115&#038;productId=467\"target=\"blank\">major appliance<\/a> shopping (weird).  We&#8217;re pulling together the last few necessary documents (I&#8217;ll believe that when I see it) and are scheduled to close on April 13th.  Finally I&#8217;ll have room for the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/redirect?tag=atomon-20%26link_code=xm2%26camp=2025%26creative=165953%26path=http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/redirect.html%253fASIN=B0008G2V76%2526tag=atomon-20%2526lcode=xm2%2526cID=2025%2526ccmID=165953%2526location=\/o\/ASIN\/B0008G2V76%25253FSubscriptionId=0ST0EYXV972YMRM2K702\" title=\"I WILL be hard and triangular.\"target=\"blank\">Kettler KADETT Outrigger Style Rowing Machine<\/a>.  As soon as you buy it for me.  I can&#8217;t afford it, I&#8217;m buying a house.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The owner of the house on M accepted our offer. Don&#8217;t tell anyone, because I don&#8217;t wanna jinx it. The past few days have seen a house inspection (good) and major appliance shopping (weird). We&#8217;re pulling together the last few &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/home.patrickrhett.com\/?p=136\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-136","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s2Tie6-shhhh","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/home.patrickrhett.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/136","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/home.patrickrhett.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/home.patrickrhett.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/home.patrickrhett.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/home.patrickrhett.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=136"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/home.patrickrhett.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/136\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/home.patrickrhett.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=136"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/home.patrickrhett.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=136"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/home.patrickrhett.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=136"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}