{"id":225,"date":"2006-12-05T22:29:25","date_gmt":"2006-12-06T04:29:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/atomon.org\/?p=225"},"modified":"2006-12-05T22:29:25","modified_gmt":"2006-12-06T04:29:25","slug":"oh-christmas-tree","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/home.patrickrhett.com\/?p=225","title":{"rendered":"Oh, Christmas Tree."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I didn&#8217;t celebrate the Christmas growing up (after the age of 8 or so), I don&#8217;t believe in the Jesus (not even if he appeared to me in glowing vestments), and I think the Consumerism is immoral (even while part of me loves the shiny), but I just bought a house this year and dammit, that calls for a Christmas tree.  We bought one this past weekend, with lights and ornaments (who knew ornaments didn&#8217;t come with ornament hooks?  Not me.), and it currently is holding court in my living room, giving everything a fresh, pine-y, Christmas-y scent.  I&#8217;ll post some pictures soon, right now I&#8217;m off to bed.  After I water the tree.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I didn&#8217;t celebrate the Christmas growing up (after the age of 8 or so), I don&#8217;t believe in the Jesus (not even if he appeared to me in glowing vestments), and I think the Consumerism is immoral (even while part &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/home.patrickrhett.com\/?p=225\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-225","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2Tie6-3D","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/home.patrickrhett.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/225","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/home.patrickrhett.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/home.patrickrhett.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/home.patrickrhett.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/home.patrickrhett.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=225"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/home.patrickrhett.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/225\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/home.patrickrhett.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=225"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/home.patrickrhett.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=225"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/home.patrickrhett.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=225"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}