{"id":250,"date":"2007-05-06T00:44:30","date_gmt":"2007-05-06T06:44:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/atomon.org\/?p=250"},"modified":"2007-05-06T00:44:30","modified_gmt":"2007-05-06T06:44:30","slug":"welcome-back","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/home.patrickrhett.com\/?p=250","title":{"rendered":"Welcome Back."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.lovelyuniverse.com\/\"target=\"blank\">Julie<\/a> hasn&#8217;t posted anything in almost a year, and tonight I just happen to take a look, expecting to see the same old post that I always see right before I hit the back button, and&#8230; it&#8217;s not there.  There&#8217;s other stuff there.  New stuff posted today.  For a moment, I was sure that I had clicked on the wrong link.  Her last post was announcing her engagement, and she says she felt pressure to make the next one as momentous and blah, blah, blah.  I don&#8217;t believe any of it.  I have it on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lovelyuniverse.com\/gallery\/bundledup0107\/IMG_0219\"target=\"blank\">pretty good authority<\/a> that she has been isolated in a secret <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lovelyuniverse.com\/gallery\/apollo13inmcc1003\/IMG_1262\"target=\"blank\">NASA training program<\/a> as part of her long-term plan to become the first female astronaut President.  <\/p>\n<p>Anyway, in order to get back into things she decided to write <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lovelyuniverse.com\/2007\/05\/so.html\"target=\"blank\">a frivolous post<\/a> and link to a map of every state she&#8217;s ever been in.  So I will, too.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.world66.com\/myworld66\"target=\"blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.world66.com\/myworld66\/visitedStates\/statemap?visited=ALAZARCACODCDEFLGAIDILKYLAMDMSMONVNJNMNYNCOHORPASCTNTXVAWAWV\"\/><br \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>She&#8217;s been in more states than me, but that&#8217;s ok.  She&#8217;s very competitive.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Julie hasn&#8217;t posted anything in almost a year, and tonight I just happen to take a look, expecting to see the same old post that I always see right before I hit the back button, and&#8230; it&#8217;s not there. There&#8217;s &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/home.patrickrhett.com\/?p=250\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-250","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2Tie6-42","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/home.patrickrhett.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/250","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/home.patrickrhett.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/home.patrickrhett.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/home.patrickrhett.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/home.patrickrhett.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=250"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/home.patrickrhett.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/250\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/home.patrickrhett.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=250"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/home.patrickrhett.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=250"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/home.patrickrhett.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=250"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}