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I’ve had strep for a few days now, and I’ve taken the DVR from 75% down to under 40%. The doctor gave me this weird lidocaine gel that I can gargle and numb my throat. It’s awesome. I’m tired now, and I think I have one more episode of Dexter saved. Bye.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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