{"id":284,"date":"2007-07-16T08:47:23","date_gmt":"2007-07-16T14:47:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/atomon.org\/archives\/284"},"modified":"2007-07-16T08:47:23","modified_gmt":"2007-07-16T14:47:23","slug":"my-weekend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/home.patrickrhett.com\/?p=284","title":{"rendered":"My Weekend."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Before.<br \/>\n(Dingy, old, moldy.)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/atomon.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/07\/b11.jpg\" title='before'><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/atomon.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/07\/b11.thumbnail.jpg?w=640\" alt='before' \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>After.<br \/>\n(Clean, new, monkey-tastic.)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/atomon.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/07\/b21.jpg\" title='after'><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/atomon.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/07\/b21.thumbnail.jpg?w=640\" alt='after' \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/atomon.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/07\/b31.jpg\" title='after'><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/atomon.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/07\/b31.thumbnail.jpg?w=640\" alt='after' \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Cleaned, installed new composite floor tile, replaced cabinet sink with pedastel sink, re-caulked, and increased monkey content by 1000%.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Before. (Dingy, old, moldy.) After. (Clean, new, monkey-tastic.) Cleaned, installed new composite floor tile, replaced cabinet sink with pedastel sink, re-caulked, and increased monkey content by 1000%.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-284","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2Tie6-4A","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/home.patrickrhett.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/284","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/home.patrickrhett.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/home.patrickrhett.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/home.patrickrhett.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/home.patrickrhett.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=284"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/home.patrickrhett.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/284\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/home.patrickrhett.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=284"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/home.patrickrhett.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=284"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/home.patrickrhett.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=284"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}