{"id":6,"date":"2005-12-06T16:46:41","date_gmt":"2005-12-06T22:46:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/atomon.org\/?p=6"},"modified":"2005-12-06T16:46:41","modified_gmt":"2005-12-06T22:46:41","slug":"best-album-of-2005","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/home.patrickrhett.com\/?p=6","title":{"rendered":"Best Album of 2005"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/redirect?tag=atomon-20%26link_code=xm2%26camp=2025%26creative=165953%26path=http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/redirect.html%253fASIN=B0009R1T7M%2526tag=atomon-20%2526lcode=xm2%2526cID=2025%2526ccmID=165953%2526location=\/o\/ASIN\/B0009R1T7M%25253FSubscriptionId=0ST0EYXV972YMRM2K702\" title=\"Be careful.  I am so good that your ears, upon hearing my delightful music, may rip themselves from your head to try to get closer to the speakers and further away from the stench of your underachieving lameness.\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/images.amazon.com\/images\/P\/B0009R1T7M.01._SCTHUMBZZZ_.jpg?w=640\" alt=\"Illinois\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t tell you what this album is like.  I&#8217;ll only sound like I&#8217;m proselytizing, and really, if I told you it was a little bit of Elliot Smith, Philip Glass and Kurt Weill all mixed up with a pinch of Sondheim and Zappa, well, now I just sound pretentious.  And you still have no idea what it sounds like.  So go listen to some samples on <a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=Bk24rDdtFe4&#038;offerid=78941&#038;type=3&#038;subid=0&#038;tmpid=1826&#038;RD_PARM1=http%3A%2F%2Fphobos.apple.com%2FWebObjects%2FMZStore.woa%2Fwa%2FviewAlbum%3Fp%3D73654274%26s%3D143441%26partnerId%3D30\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"15\" width=\"61\" alt=\"Illinois\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/ax.phobos.apple.com.edgesuite.net\/images\/badgeitunes61x15dark.gif?resize=61%2C15\"\/><\/a>, or just jump in with both feet and buy it.  If you do, and you don&#8217;t like it, I&#8217;ll buy you a beer*. <\/p>\n<p>*Beer must be consumed with me in Austin, TX and you must defend your musical retardation while drinking it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t tell you what this album is like. I&#8217;ll only sound like I&#8217;m proselytizing, and really, if I told you it was a little bit of Elliot Smith, Philip Glass and Kurt Weill all mixed up with a pinch &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/home.patrickrhett.com\/?p=6\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2Tie6-6","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/home.patrickrhett.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/home.patrickrhett.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/home.patrickrhett.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/home.patrickrhett.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/home.patrickrhett.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/home.patrickrhett.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/home.patrickrhett.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/home.patrickrhett.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/home.patrickrhett.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}