{"id":66,"date":"2005-05-16T10:10:13","date_gmt":"2005-05-16T16:10:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/atomon.org\/?p=66"},"modified":"2005-05-16T10:10:13","modified_gmt":"2005-05-16T16:10:13","slug":"a-word-of-advice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/home.patrickrhett.com\/?p=66","title":{"rendered":"A word of advice."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No matter how appealing it sounds, do not get out of bed hungover after only five hours of sleep and drive 2 1\/2 hours to Houston to spend 2 hours in an <a href=\"http:\/\/www.atomon.org\/go.php?http:\/\/www.ikea.com\/webapp\/wcs\/stores\/servlet\/IkeaNearYouView?storeId=12&#038;langId=-1&#038;catalogId=10101&#038;StoreName=houston\" target=\"blank\" title=\"(One hit)\">IKEA<\/a> and then drive 2 1\/2 hours back.  Trust me on this one.<\/p>\n<p>On a side note, I got a new cover for the couch and it&#8217;s gone from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.atomon.org\/go.php?http:\/\/www.ikea.com\/webapp\/wcs\/stores\/servlet\/ProductPopUpView?productId=50816&#038;storeId=12&#038;langId=-1&#038;variantNum=1\" target=\"blank\" title=\"(One hit)\">blue<\/a> to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.atomon.org\/go.php?http:\/\/www.ikea.com\/webapp\/wcs\/stores\/servlet\/ProductPopUpView?productId=50881&#038;storeId=12&#038;langId=-1&#038;variantNum=1\" target=\"blank\" title=\"(One hit)\">red<\/a>.  Or it will.  Someday.  When I disassemble to couch and change the cover.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, one more bit of advice.  Formatting your 18 line spreadsheet in 8-point Helvetica is just mean.  It&#8217;s impossible to read, especially when you combine it with all capital letters.  It&#8217;s only 18 lines, so play around with all that space you&#8217;ve got.  Maybe try a nice 10-point Verdana.  See how much nicer that looks?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No matter how appealing it sounds, do not get out of bed hungover after only five hours of sleep and drive 2 1\/2 hours to Houston to spend 2 hours in an IKEA and then drive 2 1\/2 hours back. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/home.patrickrhett.com\/?p=66\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-66","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2Tie6-14","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/home.patrickrhett.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/home.patrickrhett.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/home.patrickrhett.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/home.patrickrhett.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/home.patrickrhett.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=66"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/home.patrickrhett.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/home.patrickrhett.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=66"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/home.patrickrhett.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=66"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/home.patrickrhett.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=66"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}