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Take a deep breath.

The lovely wife pointed out to me that I’ve been a little on the angry side recently, to which I vehemently responded, “No I haven’t! What are you talking about!?” When I realized, about 3 seconds later, how ridiculous my … Continue reading

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Do It. Now.

Read this. Ponder no more NPR or PBS. Sign this. Feel free to tell me if you think of anything else to do.

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One Nation.

U.S. CONSTITUTION Article. VI. Clause 3: The Senators and Representatives before mentioned, and the Members of the several State Legislatures, and all executive and judicial Officers, both of the United States and of the several States, shall be bound by … Continue reading

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Not Guilty.

He may not be in jail, but we can still mock him and anyone who supports him. It’s the American way. Triumph the Insult Comic Dog at the Jackson trial. Triumph lots of other places.

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Relative Swarm

This weekend saw many family members coming into town, and they’ll be here for the next week. I offer this as an excuse for not posting since the 9th. I could regale you with stories, like the one about the … Continue reading

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Please, for the love of god, go.

But instead of South Carolina, can we make it an island? Maybe you could have Hawaii instead. I hear it’s nice there, and I’d be willing to give up Hawaii and one of the stars on the flag if I … Continue reading

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There’s no brown in the red, white and blue.

On April 25, Gregory Despres arrived at the U.S.-Canadian border crossing at Calais, Maine, carrying a homemade sword, a hatchet, a knife, brass knuckles and a chain saw stained with what appeared to be blood. U.S. customs agents confiscated the … Continue reading

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What is your World View?

Quiz via Blue Parrot… …and below, my completely unsurprising results. You scored as Materialist. Materialism stresses the essence of fundamental particles. Everything that exists is purely physical matter and there is no special force that holds life together. You believe … Continue reading

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Message for The Lovely Wife

I left my phone at work. Email or chat me. I miss you. Love. R.

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Friday Anti-Cat Blogging

Once again, the Japanese demonstrate their ability to make anything creepy. Bow to your new robot cat overlord. (via Engadget)

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