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Monthly Archives: May 2008
Day 3
so tired there is no sugar left in my body it has all been replaced by lettuce wherever it is that lettuce grows i hate that place
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Day 2
Well, the food got better. Yesterday for lunch I got a salad, which is a perfectly serviceable lunch and something I would have eaten before. Granted, I would have had an ice cream bar when I was done, but still, … Continue reading
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Day 1: Meal 1
Breakfast was a learning experience. Coffee without sugar is not so bad and I could totally get used to it. V8 tastes like a Bloody Mary, and who wouldn’t like that? The main course was lettuce wraps filled with no … Continue reading
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Day 0: Diet Begins Tomorrow
Elaine has created a diet for us, and tomorrow we begin. I’m down with it, and it is totally necessary (I’m pushing 200), but, for the next two weeks I will have no starch, no sugar, and… no alcohol. Pray … Continue reading
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Green Porno
Here you go. Isabella Rossellini acting out the mating rituals of bugs. This is possibly one of the best things I have ever seen on the internet. You’re welcome.
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