Monthly Archives: May 2008

so tired there is no sugar left in my body it has all been replaced by lettuce wherever it is that lettuce grows i hate that place

Well, the food got better. Yesterday for lunch I got a salad, which is a perfectly serviceable lunch and something I would have eaten before. Granted, I would have had an ice cream bar when I was done, but still, … Continue reading →

Breakfast was a learning experience. Coffee without sugar is not so bad and I could totally get used to it. V8 tastes like a Bloody Mary, and who wouldn’t like that? The main course was lettuce wraps filled with no … Continue reading →

Elaine has created a diet for us, and tomorrow we begin. I’m down with it, and it is totally necessary (I’m pushing 200), but, for the next two weeks I will have no starch, no sugar, and… no alcohol. Pray … Continue reading →

Here you go. Isabella Rossellini acting out the mating rituals of bugs. This is possibly one of the best things I have ever seen on the internet. You’re welcome.