In view of this news item, which tells us of a woman awarded $11.3 million in a defamation lawsuit because someone said mean things about her on the internet, I’d like to offer the following completely true facts about people I know.
Ferrari – weekend drag queen.
Julie appears to be young and attractive – she’s 73 and maintains her looks by bathing in the blood of infants.
Ethan owes everything he has to Statan – except for his lil’ buddy, which Satan said he can’t do anything about.
On the internet. Completely true.
Wait… if Henry’s a drag queen, how come he would never let me play dress up with him?