12 oz. Filet Mignon. A bottle of Malbec. Cheesecake with strawberries and raspberries. This is not going to help me lose weight. Being fat is awesome.
P.S. First post made from my iPhone. Yes, I still love it.
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Meta
Here. It’s not your fault.
http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-sci-obesity25aug25,1,6046908.story?track=rss
See? You could be living on Diet Dr. Pepper and green salads and still have a thirty-pound head.
I’m an American, nothing is my fault. In fact, someone else probably gave me the virus that made me get fat. I should find them and sue them, or crush them with my giant head.