I have a wife and a daughter and a son and a job and a car and a house and a dog. I love my wife, daughter, and son, like my house, job, and car and regularly feed my dog.

This place mainly exists now as a form of offloaded memory for my aging brain. If you aren’t me and you’re reading this I can only assume you got lost somewhere. Safe travels.

5 Responses to About

  1. Kelly says:

    Your favorite cousin is turning officially old on Friday and you should send her an awesome present or go visit her and bring your awesome wife.

  2. Travis says:

    I really should get your email.

    We’re having poker night Friday (Brian, Josh, possibly Drew, maybe a couple of others) and thought I’d drop an invitation. I’ll call if I don’t hear from you. -tw

  3. Emilie says:

    May I have your and/or The Lovely Wife’s email? I am trying to send her a rx for blueberry soup.

  4. Michael Feezor says:

    Your website is cute.

  5. Meg says:

    Hi Patrick,

    My name is Meg. I don’t want to friend you on facebook for fear Ethan will see it and wonder why we are friends, and I can’t seem to find an email address for you, so would you please email me? I’d like to invite you to his birthday celebration but I’m trying to keep it a surprise, and I know he is really fond of you. megbodi@gmail. Thanks!

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